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Flo, Mayhem, and the Zombie Apocalypse (5256 words) by Anonymous
Fandom: Progressive Insurance "Flo" Commercials, Allstate Insurance "Mayhem" Commercials, TV Commercials
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Relationships: Flo the Progressive Insurance Girl/Mayhem (Allstate Insurance)
Characters: Nathaniel Burke (Farmers Insurance), Ensemble
Additional Tags: Zombie Apocalypse, Crack Treated Seriously, Leaning on the Fourth Wall, Exactly What It Says on the Tin, Adventure, Romance, Humor, Non-Graphic Violence, Background Character Death
Summary:
Fandom: Progressive Insurance "Flo" Commercials, Allstate Insurance "Mayhem" Commercials, TV Commercials
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Relationships: Flo the Progressive Insurance Girl/Mayhem (Allstate Insurance)
Characters: Nathaniel Burke (Farmers Insurance), Ensemble
Additional Tags: Zombie Apocalypse, Crack Treated Seriously, Leaning on the Fourth Wall, Exactly What It Says on the Tin, Adventure, Romance, Humor, Non-Graphic Violence, Background Character Death
Summary:
“What, you think I'm responsible?” Mayhem looked as though he couldn't decide whether to be offended or flattered. “I specialize in minor damage. Broken windows. Fender benders. Sprained ankles. The occasional roof crushed by a tree, tops. This is Act of God level.”
Or, like the title says: Flo. Mayhem. The zombie apocalypse. What more do you need, really?
