beatrice_otter: Hobbes says "God must have a funny sense of humor" (God's Humor)
"Interesting" things pastors get in the mail: offers to give my congregation free "voting guides" by someone who thinks that the national debt is the absolute most critical issue facing the nation (second only to the government "subsidizing" anything else he dislikes) and that anyone who disagrees is either a Calvinist or an "Islamist." And claiming that using his voting guide could result in a gift of $10,000 to my ministry.

This guy also wants me to show a DVD to my congregation about how "atheists, gaytheists, and lawless thugs have infiltrated the IRS for criminal harassment of churches." And assures me that anything I may have heard about churches losing IRS tax-exempt status for endorsing particular politicians is only "ridiculous misinformation" spread by "noisy atheist groups" to "gullible clerics."

It kinda has the feel of somebody taking a Nigerian scam email, diehard Tea Party frothing (not any of their actual serious discussion points, just the froth and slogans), and a Bible, throwing it all in a blender, and sprinkling cheerful glitter over the resulting incoherent mess. The smiley faces throughout add an ... interesting touch.

Date: 2014-10-21 01:52 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] princessofgeeks
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YIKES

Date: 2014-10-21 02:53 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] lilacsigil
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Speaking as a gaytheist, I hope you can take their money and run...but I doubt there is any.

Date: 2014-10-21 03:16 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] laurajv
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I'm not sure if gaytheists are supposed to be theists who happen to be homosexual, or atheists who happen to be homosexual.

Date: 2014-10-21 02:47 pm (UTC)From: [personal profile] laurajv
laurajv: Holmes & Watson's car is as cool as Batman's (Default)
I'm now wandering down the garden path of attaching various sexual minorities to the suffix "theist"

bitheists
asextheists
polytheists -- ok that one's in use already
pantheists -- darn it!
lesbitheists

Date: 2014-10-21 03:23 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] st_aurafina
st_aurafina: Rainbow DNA (Default)
GAYTHEIST! That's the most awesome thing I've heard all day.

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