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You know how Criminal Minds is, like, always on TV? Just now, it was on two channels at once. One of the eps was the one where, at the end, JJ comes back and shows them Henry, and Derek goes gaga over him and the ovaries of half the women watching explode. Now I want to have Derek Morgan kidfic. (This is the same reaction I had the first time I saw the episode.) But, being me, I'm not fond of kidfic of the woobie "lets throw a kid in randomly!" variety. I like my kidfic to be well-written, with plot. Anyway, I will probably never write CM fic for a variety of reasons, so I hereby release this plot bunny into the wild.
This plot bunny is a CM/SG-1 crossover. In it, the Trust wants more people with the ATA gene, and so (being composed of Goa'uld, amoral businessmen and evil scientists) they decide to breed their own. And Derek has it. (I'm assuming that after Carson identified the gene, the US started looking for people with it, maybe doing gene screenings of government employees, which would be how the Trust finds out.) So, they got Derek's semen by sending a female agent in to hook up with him in a bar, who went home with them and slipped out with the used condom. Two years later, the SGC is following other leads stumble across their little breeding program--Derek not being the only one whose DNA they used--and so Major Davis makes a courtesy call to the BAU, and the team is all "why are you telling us all about this operation if you've already caught them?" and Davis turns to Derek and congrats, you're a dad! three or four times over, because of course the Trust would be using in vitro and going for multiple pregnancies as much as possible. I'm thinking the Trust wanted to breed stronger genes by breeding two gene carriers, so they either kidnapped female gene carriers and impregnated them, or used alien tech to extract ovaries and grow the babies in artificial wombs, or maybe kidnapping female runaways/homeless women nobody would miss and impregnating them with fertilized ova. The SGC probably cottoned on because of the assault/kidnapping of the mothers.
Anyway, I have this elaborate scenario, and no real resolution for it, which is why even if I felt like I could write CM fic, I wouldn't write this one. But I'd love to read it!
This plot bunny is a CM/SG-1 crossover. In it, the Trust wants more people with the ATA gene, and so (being composed of Goa'uld, amoral businessmen and evil scientists) they decide to breed their own. And Derek has it. (I'm assuming that after Carson identified the gene, the US started looking for people with it, maybe doing gene screenings of government employees, which would be how the Trust finds out.) So, they got Derek's semen by sending a female agent in to hook up with him in a bar, who went home with them and slipped out with the used condom. Two years later, the SGC is following other leads stumble across their little breeding program--Derek not being the only one whose DNA they used--and so Major Davis makes a courtesy call to the BAU, and the team is all "why are you telling us all about this operation if you've already caught them?" and Davis turns to Derek and congrats, you're a dad! three or four times over, because of course the Trust would be using in vitro and going for multiple pregnancies as much as possible. I'm thinking the Trust wanted to breed stronger genes by breeding two gene carriers, so they either kidnapped female gene carriers and impregnated them, or used alien tech to extract ovaries and grow the babies in artificial wombs, or maybe kidnapping female runaways/homeless women nobody would miss and impregnating them with fertilized ova. The SGC probably cottoned on because of the assault/kidnapping of the mothers.
Anyway, I have this elaborate scenario, and no real resolution for it, which is why even if I felt like I could write CM fic, I wouldn't write this one. But I'd love to read it!
