beatrice_otter: Batman Begins--Batman flying with bats (Batman Flying)
2025-02-01 11:01 pm

Wayne Manor, redux

So I was reading a Batman fic (that I have read before, this was not my first reading) and something snagged my attention that I had just ... never noticed before.

And that is that it mentions a coat closet.

And I thought, Wayne Manor was built back in the days when people had armies of servants. Why would they have a coat closet? You would be greeted by a servant, who would take your coat and whisk it away until you were ready to leave.

I checked the plans of the Carnegie Mansion in New York (which I analyzed before), and sure enough, it does not have a coat closet. Separate Waiting Room and Receiving Room, but no coat closet.

Then I found the plans for the Biltmore Estate, which is out in the country (and so not constrained by the city around it) and of the same era and opulence, but even more ginormous than the Carnegie Mansion. It's the largest private residence ever built in North America, and it's 175k square feet--it's got a TON more guest rooms and also its own gym, swimming pool, bowling alley, etc. You know what it doesn't have? A coat closet. (And closets are marked on these plans.) The servants' areas are either downstairs or way the heck and gone on the opposite corner of the building, so the servants would have to schlepp those garments a long ways to get them out of sight. Ugh. This place is a lot less well-thought-out than the Carnegie mansion; the servant areas especially are not as well-thought-out, but also, just in general, there's a lot that I look at and go "that is so inconvenient, why would you do it that way" which is not a thought I've ever had with the Carnegie mansion.

One of the things that caught my eye about the Biltmore Estate is the Bachelor's wing. I assume that's what it's called, because it's a very self-contained part of the building with very little description, but in the ground/first floor there's a room called the "Bachelor's Wing Hall." Above that is two floors that are just filled with rooms called "Chamber"--obviously guest rooms, but smaller and without special names like the rest of the guest rooms. And, notably, it doesn't connect very well to the rest of the house. On the ground/main/first floor, you can get from there to the rest of the house without going outside. On the second floor (where the chambers start), you can get from those bedrooms to the rest of the house by either going downstairs to the main floor or walking across an outside balcony that takes you over to the master bedroom suite. And if you are given a bedroom on the third floor, you don't even have the outside balcony--you either stay in that wing, or you go down to the first/ground floor and go into the public rooms, or you go down to the second floor and take that outside balcony.

I knew that at least in English Stately Homes, they often had bachelor quarters that were purposefully separated from the main residential part of the building so that the ladies' virtue would be protected from even a hint of scandal, but that is ... very separated. (Also, married men are no less likely to be predators than unmarried men.) I find it funny that not only are the bachelors quarantined, but in order to get into the area where the ladies and couples are staying, they have to go past the host and hostess' rooms. (Or, of course, they could go downstairs, walk to the other side of the building, and go up the main stairs, which will bring them to the area where the female guests would be staying, not even on the same corridor as the master bedrooms.) The regular guest rooms are obviously much swankier than the bachelor's rooms, and they have a living hall on their own floor, whereas the bachelors have to go downstairs if they want to hang out somewhere other than their room.

Also, like the Carnegie Mansion, the Biltmore Estate has not one but two basements. So figure that into your plans of the Batcave and Wayne Manor.

(HOW has that thing not fallen into the caves beneath? Like, even if you posit (as I do) that the batcave is adjacent to Wayne Manor rather than directly below it, so the Manor's foundations are on rock ... rock next to big open caverns is a lot less stable than rock that's solid for a long ways, and that is one really big house.)

beatrice_otter: WWII soldier holding a mug with the caption "How about a nice cup of RESEARCH?" (Research)
2025-01-20 10:09 pm

How Big Is Wayne Manor, and how is it arranged?

Most people (at least most Americans) have never been in a grand Stately Home of the scale Wayne Manor is supposed to be. We just don't know much about what they're like. There was a very brief era (the Gilded/Robber Baron age) where they were built. Rich people now who build grand piles tend to just do McMansions on steroids, and those are different than the earlier mansions, in a lot of ways.

The major difference is that building a house that big actually had a purpose in the pre-20th-Century era, so the layout of the house is going to make sense, and the rooms will be smaller, because they're built for purposes and not just "look at me, I'm fuck-off huge!"

Historical mansions vs. McMansions. )

Carnegie Mansion in New York: an example )

Here's some considerations when thinking about Wayne Manor: )

beatrice_otter: Batman Begins--Batman flying with bats (Batman Flying)
2024-01-11 04:09 pm
Entry tags:

Formal Parties at Wayne Manor

One minor thing that always makes me roll my eyes is batfam fics where all the kids are expected to go to the Wayne Family Gala and not just go but stay for the whole evening. This is not a family party, this is a formal event. That isn't how formal parties work! Especially large ones held in the evenings! In most large formal parties, even the hosts do not bring their kids, because it is not an event designed for kids. The kids are going to be bored and unhappy at best, and disruptive at worst, and a lot of the attendees are going to be unhappy that there are kids present. And they have big enough houses that even a very large event will not fill the whole house, so the kids can stay in the family area and not have to deal with the guests, and there are staff to look after kids too young to be left alone.

If the host's kids are present at ALL, they will be present for a brief time early in the evening and then go back to their rooms and miss the rest of the event. The party in The Sound Of Music is actually a pretty good example of this. It's a large, formal party, and it's got dancing, dinner, and then (presumably) more dancing after dinner. The serious partying is going to start at dinner time. The kids are present when everybody's arriving and during the initial dancing, BUT they are not participating in the party; they are off to the side, watching it through the window. They are not in the ballroom dancing, they are not in the hall circulating with the guests and schmoozing like their father is, they are in nice outfits but NOT the formal wear that the adults are wearing. They are sent up to their rooms for the night before dinner. They have a short presentation before they go, of the "aren't our host's kids cute?" variety. Even the oldest, the sixteen year old Liesl, is too young to stay for dinner and the main party. Liesl is almost old enough to join the party, and if the Nazis hadn't come probably would have been allowed to participate in a year or so, but at sixteen she's still not old enough for the adult party.

So Damian is not going to be at the party, or not for longer than a brief "this is my son, isn't he cute" moment at the beginning. Tim and Steph and Duke probably aren't going to be at the party unless you're writing them as 18 or older. Jason would never have attended a gala before he died (except for a brief "this is my son, isn't he cute" appearance). If Dick is an adult, then he's old enough to attend ... but given how rocky his relationship with Bruce was when he came of age and moved out, he might not have been to very many of them.

Now, less formal events, they might have attended; they might have attended formal day events like garden parties. But even with day events or less formal events, they probably didn't attend many things that weren't specifically events for children. Because rich people usually don't bring their kids to events unless the events are specifically for children.

If you want something more realistic, you could have the kids doing something fun while Bruce (and possibly Dick) are stuck in the ballroom. Whether that fun is patrolling and foiling a criminal scheme or having a movie night or finding hiding places to watch the party and make fun of what people are wearing, there are a lot of options. Or maybe Bruce has a radio on so he can listen for danger to see if he needs to go change into the Batsuit, and the kids try and say the most outrageous things through it to try and get him to break character. There's lots of ways to handle it! And at this point, "the kids attend a gala" is a fandom trope, it's not going anywhere. It just makes me shake my head when I see it.

beatrice_otter: Batman with the Batsignal shining (Batman Signal)
2021-10-23 08:15 pm

Fic: The Ghost and Ms. Kyle (the Casa Familiar Remix)

Remix authors have been revealed! I wrote a Batman fic, which was a lot of fun. I've never actually ... read the comics, but I crossed my fingers and took a chance on my signups, because the thing about comics is that canon is so large and sprawling that even people who really love them and read everything can't read everything, and canon contradicts itself so often that you have to pick and choose. So, I thought there was a decent chance that "having read a shitton of Batman comics fanfic" would be enough, when combined with wikisurfing, and so it turned out!

I was really lucky to be assigned to FleetSparrow, who's got a lot of great stories, and, even better, a lot of great stories where there's really interesting details that can be expanded on. I chose one where Bruce is a ghost and Selina is the new resident of the manor, and Bruce is trying to drive her out. And it made me wonder: why does Selina Kyle want the Manor? It's huge and needs a lot of upkeep, way too much house for one person! What happened that lead to Bruce's death? Where's Alfred? Are there costumed superheroes and supervillains in Gotham, if there's no Batman? And once I had answered some of those questions for myself, I had a lot to write about! My problem was that I kept focusing on "what's going on with the house and what work does it need" and details like that instead of, you know, things like plot and characterization. (When I was five, my favorite TV show was This Old House, okay, I have opinions!) Anyway, I like how it turned out, and my beta was very helpful.

Title:
The Ghost And Ms. Kyle (The Casa Familiar Remix)
Fandom: Batman (comics)
Author: Beatrice_otter
Remix of: Mi Casa Es Mi Casa by [archiveofourown.org profile] FleetSparrow in the 2021 [community profile] remixrevival 
Wordcount: 13109 words
Rating: teen
Betaed by: lurking_latinist
Summary: Everyone knows Wayne Manor is haunted--that's why the last several sales fell through. Selina doesn't care; she's got plans.

On AO3. On tumblr. On pillowfort.


The Waynes had built Gotham.

In the Gilded Age, they'd been one of the richest families in America. They'd owned the city in a very literal sense, and like the others of their type, they'd given generously to charity. Even 80 years after the last one died, their name was still over everything: Wayne Tower, Wayne Community College (and High School, Middle School, and Elementary School), Wayne Hospital, Wayne Boulevard.

Wayne Enterprises was a thing of the past, though; bought and sold and gone public and merged until only a historian could tell you where all the pieces of it had gone. The name was only a subsidiary holding company, these days.

Well. And the house, of course.

Selina sat in her car outside the gates (wrought iron, with a giant W in the middle) and waited for the Wayne Estate's agent and Selina's home inspector to show up. )
beatrice_otter: Batman with the Batsignal shining (Batman Signal)
2021-06-30 11:30 am
Entry tags:

Batman: On Violence and Problem-Solving

I love superhero stories, and Batman and Superman are my faves by far. But I have been having a problem reading Batman fic recently because too much of it uncritically accepts the underlying premise, that you can scare or hurt people into not doing evil. Especially with Red Hood: that Jason killing people and/or brutalizing them will stop the violence, that he can control things that way, that he can threaten people into backing down and it will be a permanent solution because he's so good at violence that people will accept his dictates. Jason believes that, and the fic often backs him up. (So does canon, but that's another can of worms.) Problem is, that's just not the way people work.

Before covid, I volunteered at a warming center, a place where homeless people can spend the night in a warm, dry, safe place when it's really cold and/or wet. And sometimes people are homeless because of bad luck, but sometimes people are homeless because they're assholes and nobody wants to deal with them. So while most of our guests are polite and well-behaved, some of them are just awful. And we have to deal with them, hopefully calming them down so they can stay without hurting or harassing anyone, and throwing them out if not. Every year at new volunteer training, there's at least one brawny guy who's really eager to volunteer to be the bouncer, the one who goes up to the assholes causing trouble and intimidating them into behaving. And every year, the director has to explain that no, the ideal person to handle things and take point in dealing with the assholes is a level-headded woman, preferably a small one. Because if you have a violent asshole, and a big man comes up to him, the violent asshole is going to take that as a challenge and escalate things further. Even if it is obvious that he is greatly outclassed by the bouncer! Sometimes especially if he is obviously outclassed by the bouncer! A levelheaded petite woman can go over and, through being firm and not backing down, often get the asshole to either stop or leave, because she doesn't register as a challenge. But a big dude is a challenge! If you let it be about dominance and top dog and machismo and violence or the threat of violence, people (especially men) don't back down. They escalate.

And this is true in other settings, as well. It's one reason why negative discipline and physical punishment never result in long-term behavioral change. You may stop the initial problem behavior, but you won't stop future problem behaviors, because you've turned it into a pissing match instead of an opportunity to change. Or in a turf battle, whether between rival ethnic groups or rival gangs, when things turn to violence it never results in lasting peace or lasting dominion by the group that is initially most successful at violence. Because the other groups retaliate! Even if you have overwhelming force to begin with, you haven't taught the other group "we should just let them rule us because it's too dangerous to resist" you have taught them "violence works, we just need to be more violent than the other guys, time to up our game."

So, back to Batman. It is understandable if Batman thinks that fighting people will bring lasting change to the streets, though he's wrong. It's even more understandable if Jason Todd as Red Hood thinks that fighting people will bring lasting change to the streets, or at least if he's nihilistic enough not to care that it won't change things in the long run, just make him feel good and solve his temporary problems. It is completely understandable if the cops believe, from Gordon on down, that violence will solve things, because that's a typical cop belief in real life. What's much harder to swallow is if the narrative backs up this belief, or if social workers/nonprofit workers in the story accept this belief in the ability of violence to solve problems.
beatrice_otter: WWII soldier holding a mug with the caption "How about a nice cup of RESEARCH?" (Research)
2021-01-15 03:00 pm

Dear Worldbuilding Author

I use the same name everywhere so I am [personal profile] beatrice_otter on AO3.

Lovely author, here is my theory about letters: how much detail people want in a letter is HIGHLY variable. Some people (such as myself) prefer if their recip gives LOTS of guidance on their wishes. Some prefer as little as possible so they can be free as a bird. Most are somewhere in between. So! Here's everything including the kitchen sink if you find it helpful, but feel free to ignore it if it is not helpful. I would rather get a story you were happy with than "well, she said she liked x, so I guess I have to do x even though I don't like x and/or am just not inspired that way."

I'm fairly easy to please; I've been doing ficathons for over a decade and am very rarely disappointed with my gifts. I write long and detailed Dear Author letters because I find such things helpful when I'm writing for other people; if you are like me, here you go! If your style is different and a detailed letter makes you feel hemmed-in, feel free to do what works for you.

The most important thing for me in a fic is that the characters are well-written and recognizably themselves. Even when I don't like a character, I don't go in for character-bashing. If nothing else, if the rest of this letter is too much or my kinks just don't fit yours, just concentrate on writing a story with everyone in character and good spelling and grammar and I will almost certainly love what you come up with.

I have an embarrassment squick, which makes humor kind of hit-or-miss sometimes. The kind of humor where someone does something embarrassing and the audience is laughing at them makes me uncomfortable. On the other hand, the kind of humor where the audience is laughing with the characters I really enjoy.

Please no incest or darkfic. I don't count cousin relationships as incestuous. I define "darkfic" as stuff where there's a lot of suffering and no hope even at the end and all the characters are terrible. Angst with a happy ending is fine, I enjoy it, but there's gotta be a payoff. Even an ambiguous ending is fine! But there has to be some note of grace or redemption or hope somewhere, it can't just be "people are awful and the world sucks, the end."

General Likes and Dislikes )

The Goblin Emperor )

Imperial Radch )

DC Comics )

Star Wars Legends )

MCU (Black Panther) )

Star Trek TOS )

Deep Space 9 )

TNG )

beatrice_otter: Batman with the Batsignal shining (Batman Signal)
2020-09-22 11:42 am
Entry tags:

DC Comics Plot BunnyWh

So, in this time of Global Warming, I have a question for both DC Comics and the people who write DC fic:

Why hasn't Mr. Friez been given a job mitigating climate change?!?

Seriously. This is an important question. I know he's got his revenge thing, but he's very stable, for a supervillain, and he has lots of applicable skills. I bet there are a LOT of climate change groups that would love to hire him to shore up glaciers across the globe.
beatrice_otter: General Okoye in her red uniform (Okoye)
2019-06-13 07:22 pm

Dear Rarepair Author

Lovely author, here is my theory about letters: how much detail people want in a letter is HIGHLY variable. Some people (such as myself) prefer if their recip gives LOTS of guidance on their wishes. Some prefer as little as possible so they can be free as a bird. Most are somewhere in between. So! Here's everything including the kitchen sink if you find it helpful, but feel free to ignore it if it is not helpful. I would rather get a story you were happy with than "well, she said she liked x, so I guess I have to do x even though I don't like x and/or am just not inspired that way."

I'm fairly easy to please; I've been doing ficathons for over a decade and am very rarely disappointed with my gifts. I write long and detailed Dear Author letters because I find such things helpful when I'm writing for other people; if you are like me, here you go! If your style is different and a detailed letter makes you feel hemmed-in, feel free to do what works for you.

The most important thing for me in a fic is that the characters are well-written and recognizably themselves. Even when I don't like a character, I don't go in for character-bashing. If nothing else, if the rest of this letter is too much or my kinks just don't fit yours, just concentrate on writing a story with everyone in character and good spelling and grammar and I will almost certainly love what you come up with.

One thing: I do have an embarrassment squick, which makes humor kind of hit-or-miss sometimes. The kind of humor where someone does something embarrassing and the audience is laughing at them makes me uncomfortable. On the other hand, the kind of humor where the audience is laughing with the characters I really enjoy.

Please no incest.

General Likes and Dislikes )

On to the prompts! Please feel free to use these as jumping off points, or ignore if you have an idea that inspires you more.

Thrawn Trilogy )

Pride & Prejudice )

Star Wars Original Trilogy )

MCU )

Harry Potter )

DCEU )

Crossovers )

TNG )
beatrice_otter: Batman Beyond (Terry Batman)
2019-01-01 01:45 pm
Entry tags:

Fic: Assisting Mr. Wayne

Title: Assisting Mr. Wayne
Fandom: Batman Beyond
Characters: Terry McGinnis, Bruce Wayne, Maxine Gibson
Written for: litra in [community profile] yuletide  2018
Written by: [personal profile] beatrice_otter 
Betaed by: [personal profile] karanguni 
Word Count: 2,398

Summary: Here's the thing: this whole PA gig is just what they tell people as an excuse for Terry to hang around Bruce.

On AO3tumblrPillowfort.

Here's the thing: this whole PA gig is just what they tell people as an excuse for Terry to hang around Bruce. He doesn't actually act as a personal assistant. Hell, he's not even quite sure what all a PA does. Terry's job is to show up in the evening, get a few lessons on things like how to collect evidence or preserve a crime scene, do a physical training session of some sort (acrobatics, hand-to-hand combat, or just ordinary physical conditioning), and then go out and patrol. He learns all the skills necessary for the modern superhero, and he gets paid a small stipend for it as part of the PA cover.

And usually, it's fine. )
beatrice_otter: Superman--red cape (Superman Cape)
2016-08-06 02:50 pm
Entry tags:

Fic Rec: Like Ephraim and Menasheh

Like Ephraim and Menasheh (2921 words) by Starlightify
Fandom: DCU
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jonathan Kent/Martha Kent
Characters: Jonathan Kent, Martha Kent, Clark Kent
Additional Tags: Alien Biology, Trans Character, Autism, Disabled Character, neurodivergent character, Parent-Child Relationship, Jewish Character, martha and jonathan kent's adventures in raising a space baby
Series: Part 1 of repairing the world
Summary: There's not exactly a manual on how to raise a space baby. Martha and Jonathan do the best they can.

This is actually a rec for the whole series this story is the first one of; so far it's about 20k words, each story of which is self-contained.  They are AWESOME.  Poignant, hilarious, well-characterized, matter-of-fact, trans-positive, neurodivergent-positive, Jewish-symbolism-not-Christian-as-Siegel-and-Shuster-would-have-wanted, and sweet without being saccharine.  I hope the author keeps writing these because they are LOVELY.
beatrice_otter: Emma and Henry reading the book of fairy tales (Once Upon a Time)
2015-07-03 02:40 pm

Remix Recs

Fic written for me:
Turn and Face the Changes (1384 words) by Anonymous
Fandom: Vorkosigan Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Cordelia Naismith Vorkosigan
Additional Tags: Remix Redux
Summary: Two Armsmen's daughter break with tradition, each in her own way.


Other recs:

Always Another One (The Robin Recruitment Remix) (1821 words) by Anonymous
Fandom: Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), Gotham Central
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Harvey Bullock, Renee Montoya, Jim Gordon, Maggie Sawyer, Josie MacDonald, Crispus Allen, Romy Chandler, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Bruce Wayne, Batman, Robin (DCU)
Additional Tags: Dead Robins, Harm to Children, Remix
Summary:

There have been Robins in Gotham City for almost twenty years. The detectives of the M.C.U. have opinions about that.

books, nooks, and crooks (keep your eyes open remix) (1524 words) by Anonymous
Fandom: Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Digory Kirke, Mrs. Macready, Original Characters
Summary:

His role was not to interfere with the Adventures, and therefore, neither was the housekeeper.


A Factual Account of the Important Details of Eustace Scrubb's First Visit to Narnia (1052 words) by Anonymous
Fandom: Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Eustace Scrubb, Jill Pole, Puddleglum, Reepicheep
Additional Tags: Friendship, Loss, Animal Transformations, dragon - Freeform, remembering, Remix
Summary:

So Eustace recounted the facts of his previous adventures in Narnia, beginning in the middle with the dragon.

Men of Few Words (1027 words) by Anonymous
Fandom: Doctor Who (1963)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart, John Benton, Kate Lethbridge-Stewart
Additional Tags: Remix
Summary:

Aliens or teenaged daughters; it’s all in a day’s work for the Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart.


The Peculiar Case Of The Man With The Missing Soul (the Turn! Turn! Turn! remix) (8651 words) by Anonymous
Fandom: Elementary (TV), Chalion Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Joan Watson (Elementary), Sherlock Holmes, Ms. Hudson (Elementary)
Additional Tags: Crossovers & Fandom Fusions, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Modern with Magic, The Bastard - Freeform, Case Fic, Character of Faith, Canon Trans Character
Summary:

At first, Curtis Atherton's death appeared a simple suicide. Of course, nothing is simple when the Bastard is involved.
Sherlock Holmes, Doctor Joan Watson, and Ms. Hudson, Acolyte of the Bastard, are on the case.



Lighthouse (The Lost in the Fog Extended Mix) (1146 words) by Anonymous
Fandom: Elementary (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Joan Watson & Mary Watson (Elementary)
Characters: Joan Watson, Mary Watson (Elementary)
Additional Tags: Remix, Relapse, Season/Series 03 Spoilers
Summary:

People who are in grief come to Mary Watson like birds to a lighthouse. Joan is no exception.


Like No Business I Know (the Climbing Uphill Remix) (3802 words) by Anonymous
Fandom: Galaxy Quest (1999)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Gwen DeMarco/Jason Nesmith
Characters: Gwen DeMarco, Jason Nesmith, Alexander Dane
Additional Tags: Pre-Canon, Sexism, Sexist Language, Sexual Harassment, just so much sexist crap, Show Business, Angst and Humor, Mentions of Stalking
Summary: At the time she read for Galaxy Quest, all Gwen had was a bunch of background credits and two national shampoo commercials, so she wasn't feeling very optimistic about this one.

“Don't get your hopes up, honey,” her agent had said, coughing around the Lucky Strike dangling from her lip. Then she tapped the ash from her cigarette into the coffee mug on her desk and looked Gwen straight in the breasts. “Wear a low-cut top.”

Five years in the life of Gwen DeMarco.


Suppression Systems (the Boardroom Boogaloo remix) (2882 words) by Anonymous
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Pepper Potts/Tony Stark
Characters: Pepper Potts, Natasha Romanov
Summary: Four days in the hospital, waiting, have been more than enough, as far as Pepper is concerned. Her vital signs are stable. Her blood work is as normal as it’s going to get. She's going to have to learn to live with the effects of Extremis eventually.
In the meantime, Stark Industries is beginning to implode from the rumors circulating about her condition.
Pepper needs to go back to work.

[set post-Iron Man 3]

Under Your Shield (1350 words) by Anonymous
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Natasha Romanov, Sif (Marvel)
Additional Tags: Post-Thor: The Dark World, Friendly Sparring
Summary: Sif might be tall, proud, and beautiful, but she is also terribly lonely. Natasha can relate.


Embrace the World in Gray (The La Cosetta Nostra remix) (6363 words) by Anonymous
Fandom: Pacific Rim (2013)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Alison Choi, Stacker Pentecost, Mako Mori, Hermann Gottlieb, Kaidonovsky, Hannibal Chau, Tendo Choi
Additional Tags: Pre-Canon, Black Markets, Remix, Dad Sweaters
Summary:

Alison may run a thingy mafia, but she's not sure where the Marshall got the idea that it qualified her to negotiate with a mafia mafia.

As Food to Life (6024 words) by Anonymous
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Steve Rogers/Sam Wilson
Characters: Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Natasha Romanov
Additional Tags: 5 Times, Canon Character of Color, POV Sam Wilson, Food, Post-Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Interracial Relationship, Bisexual Male Character, Gay Male Character, Travel, Grief/Mourning, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Relationship Negotiation, Fluff, Dick Jokes, Up all night to get Bucky
Summary: Or: Five meals Sam Wilson shares with Steve Rogers


Victory Conditions (The Rashomon Remix) (8655 words) by Anonymous
Fandom: Vorkosigan Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Kostolitz, Miles Vorkosigan, Ivan Vorpatril
Additional Tags: Remix, Hijinks & Shenanigans
Summary:

Ivan always looked like an actor playing a model cadet in a training vid. This impressed the hell out of Kostolitz when Miles first introduced them, but he'd since amended the comparison to 'an actor in a training vid, who's perpetually on a break between shoots, and is eager to get back to a party – to which common folk are not invited -- going on in his trailer.'
Miles looked like, well, Miles. That had taken some getting used to with the way Kostolitz had been raised. But Miles strategized like he was two meters tall and plasma-arc proof, and that fit Kostolitz's idea of a Barrayaran officer just fine.

And four other perspectives

beatrice_otter: Superman--red cape (Superman Cape)
2013-12-05 12:27 am
Entry tags:

Meta rec: DC, Marvel And ‘The Problem’

If you love comics or history, this is a fascinating look at DC and Marvel's history and how the two companies are different (and how they relate to one another.)

Last week, I dug in a little into the idea that even though they share prominent creators and have influenced each other back and forth over the course of the last 50 years, the DC and Marvel Universes have some fundamental differences in the way they’re structured. One of the things I really wanted to get across in that column was that neither one is really fundamentally better than the other, they’re just incompatible in a lot of ways, and I touched on how that results in something I call The Problem. Since that’s still pretty fresh in everybody’s mind, and since you were nice enough to set the ball right on the tee and hand me the bat, I might as well elaborate on that now. It’s actually pretty simple. To put it bluntly, The Problem is that DC wants to be Marvel, and they have for the past 50 years.
DC, Marvel And ‘The Problem’



beatrice_otter: Plot Bunny Princess (Plot Bunny Princess)
2013-02-17 12:05 am

(no subject)

I'm feeling the need to write something different. You know what that means; fic prompt time. So. Anyone who wants me to write them a fic, comment here. Fics will be at least 500 words long. Each person should make at least two requests, of which I will write one. Each request should contain one or more characters from the list below and a short prompt (theme, quote, etc). ONE request may be for a sequel/timestamp/missing scene/etc. from a fic I have already written. (For instance, I would not be averse at all to writing something more in the universe where Maria von Trapp from the Sound of Music was a Potential.) Crossovers are acceptable, provided I am familiar with both fandoms. I do not write slash or explicit sex.

BSG:
The Cylons (including the Final Five)
Bill Adama
Laura Roslin

Once Upon A Time:
Emma
Snow
Charming
Henry

Stargate: SG-1
Teal'c
Sam
Daniel
General Hammond
Sha're
Jacob Carter

Superman:
Clark/Kal-El/Superman
Lois
Richard
Jimmy
Perry
Kon-El
Martha Kent
Jonathan Kent

Batman:
Bruce/Batman
Lucius Fox
Jim Gordon
Tim Drake
Babs Gordon
Terry McGinnis

Wonder Woman (as long as you don't mind a mish-mash of all DC canon regarding her)

Babylon 5:
Lennier
Marcus Cole
Delenn
Vir
G'Kar
Stephen Franklin
Susan Ivanova
Londo

Star Wars:
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Princess Leia
Mara Jade
Luke Skywalker
Han Solo
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader
Padme Amidala

Star Trek:
Spock
Amanda
Sarek
Scotty
Uhura
Sulu
Troi
Geordi
Dax
Sisko
Kira
Odo
Garak

Vorkosigan:
Any

Terminator: SCC
John
Sarah
Derek
Cameron
Ellison
Weaver
John Henry

Marvel Movieverse:
Steve Rogers
Peggy Carter
Dr. Erskine
Pepper Potts
Maria Hill
Natasha Romanov
Bucky Barnes
 

beatrice_otter: Batman Beyond (Terry Batman)
2012-08-04 09:37 pm
Entry tags:

I got podficced!

The awesome [personal profile] argentumlupine has just podficced my Batman Beyond story Not Hero Worship.  You can find the podfic here.

Barbara Gordon and Max Gibson, legacy.

beatrice_otter: Miss Piggy in a superhero costume: Were you looking for flying pigs? (Were you looking for flying pigs?)
2011-11-10 09:59 pm

Fic Rec: An Offer He Couldn't Refuse

Esther-Channah ([livejournal.com profile] dragonbat2006) just posted a fic written for me, and it is very funny.  You all need to read it now!  An Offer He Couldn't Refuse.  It is a Batman/Muppet Show crossover.  Yes, you read that right, Batman/Muppet Show.  To say more would spoil it, but it captures the zaniness of the Muppet Show while still being true to Batman.  (Ok, maybe not Chris Nolan or Frank Miller's Batman, but still Batman.)  Go and read, you'll have fun.

(She lists the songs at the end, and if you're not familiar with them I'd recommend doing Youtube searches for them to get a feel for them beforehand, particularly 'Brush Up your Shakespeare.')

beatrice_otter: Batman with the Batsignal shining (Batman Signal)
2011-05-08 06:12 pm
Entry tags:

Fic Rec: Remix Edition

I have to rec the fic I got from [personal profile] medie.  It's everything my little TTH drabble series wanted to be when it grew up. It is awesome.  The original is an Angel/Dark Knight crossover, where Gunn moved to Gotham and became an assistant DA who moonlights as a demon-fighter, and then Batman gets turned into an actual bat.  Gotham (the Just When You Think You're Out Remix) is about 1000x more awesome.  Kara!  Zatanna!  Stephanie Brown as a slayer!  More bat!Batman!  Demons in the ceiling!  Seriously, it's awesome, and you must read it.
beatrice_otter: Supergirl Victory (Supergirl Victory)
2010-09-24 03:49 pm

Fic: In Spite Of All Terror

Title: In Spite of All Terror
Author: [personal profile] beatrice_otter 
Fandom: The Dark Knight
Characters: Babs Gordon, Barbara Gordon, Jim Gordon
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2,029
Written for: [personal profile] suncat 


Most of the details of the worst night of Barbara Gordon's life faded into a surreal blur of darkness and noise, given time. Three things, however, stayed absolutely clear: )

Or read it at AO3

(Also, if anyone wants an AO3 invite, I have several.)
beatrice_otter: Poirot: Little Grey Cells (Little Grey Cells)
2009-06-03 09:00 pm

Fic: Great Minds

Title: Great Minds
Author: [personal profile] beatrice_otter
Fandoms: DC/Torchwood
Characters: Barbara Gordon, Toshiko Sato
Rating: G
Word Count: 3,580
Written for: Multiverse 2009 ([livejournal.com profile] multiverse5000)
Summary: There's a little problem aboard Watchtower.

Frustrated was too mild a word, Barbara Gordon decided as she dragged herself out from under the consele. )
beatrice_otter: Batman with the Batsignal shining (Batman signal)
2009-03-10 04:52 pm

Gunn in Gotham

This is a drabble series I've done for TTH drabbles, and I thought I'd post them all in one place and in the correct order.

Title: Gunn in Gotham
Fandoms: Angel: The Series/Batman: The Dark Knight
Author: [livejournal.com profile] beatrice_otter 

Gunn in Gotham )