The crackiest Dr Who story ever

You guys have got to read this, whether you're Doctor Who fans or not.

The Gift of the Mad Guy by sam_storyteller

The Doctor joins some Kings of Orient following a star, helps a quartet of sociologists, gets thrown in prison, meets shepherds (ditto: talking sheep), finds a baby in a stable, uses Christmas carols for nefarious ends, and learns The True Meaning Of Camel.