Top Ten Reasons why Men should Not Be Ordained

[beatrice_otter]

This is hysterically funny.

Comments

[From: squirelawrence]

7. Man was created before woman, obviously as a prototype. Thus, they represent an experiment, rather than the crowing achievement of creation.

I think this one is my personal favorite, although they're all pretty hilarious.

[From: beatrice_otter]

I've actually seen that one as a serious theological argument, and it actually works when you take in the whole progression of the creation stories: void--earth--light--plants--animals--man--woman!

[From: squirelawrence]

Certainly works for simplest to most complicated!

I imagine that must've been an entertaining theological argument - one of the ones you want to see written out just so you can play in the footnotes.

[From: archersangel]

those are great